Poems In Green Ink

Just Slow Clap It Out

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gleehashtag:

You know, when I first laid eyes on you, Q, I thought you reminded me of a young Sue Sylvester. But looking at this amazing woman sitting across from me right now I realize I was wrong. You’re nothing like me. You’re better. Sure I’m as smart as you are, and every bit as pretty, but somehow you’re slightly less evil. And I admire that. I admire you, Quinn Fabray.

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gleeksandtheirconfessions:

Not only would a Kurt and Quinn baby be incredibly beautiful, can you imagine the ‘bitch-please’ glare that kid would have?

I want the Kurt/Quinn child who looks EXACTLY like them but acts just like Blaine. And everyone is constantly going “He’s such a goofball! If he didn’t look just like those two I’d say he had a different father!”

gleeksandtheirconfessions:

Not only would a Kurt and Quinn baby be incredibly beautiful, can you imagine the ‘bitch-please’ glare that kid would have?

I want the Kurt/Quinn child who looks EXACTLY like them but acts just like Blaine. And everyone is constantly going “He’s such a goofball! If he didn’t look just like those two I’d say he had a different father!”

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

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derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

If the Bible had read like this I probably would have tried harder to stay in my religion.

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